i wonder how many times he introduced himself to famous people that never heard of his other stuff so he explained he was the guy that did the shampoo jingle and they got it

I Wanna Fuck A Dog Up The Ass (Because My Father Molested Me)

Nah, for instance, the intro to Blackwater wasn't just King's Landing, they show the Wall basically every time and we haven't been there in a while, they showed Pyke during the episodes last season that only showed Theon in Winterfell, etc.

"outside of the families that got fucked up by incest" is a pretty huge giant qualifier, I have to say. Even today isn't literally every monarch in Europe descended from Johan Friso of Orange =P

Except that Rayder is like, the coolest, unpretentious "king" they've shown yet. Would unironically swear fealty

Hi ludi F. Baconis nati tuiti orbi or NOTHING

"Although Naturalism is a product of the nineteenth century, its spirtiual father, in modern history, was Shakespeare. The premise that man does not possess volition, that his destiny is determined by an innate 'tragic flaw,' is fundamental in Shakespeare's work. But, granted this false premise, his approach is…

I HAVE HAD SO MUCH SEX
WHAT I AM CAN NO LONGER BE CALLED "MAN"

LIKE TEMUJIN OR THE MITOCHONDRIAL EVE
I AM A GENETIC AXLE AROUND WHICH 
THE WHEEL OF HUMANITY TURNS

LOOK UPON MY SPERM YE MIGHTY

AND DESPAIR

Fear & Loathing has the worst fanbase of any movie and I'm including Boondock Saints and Halloween before Christmas and all those dumb things

whomever is doing well and has the "plucky underdog" narrative on their side

"Make me mad and i'll betray my country in a time of war" - the fat dixy chic

why are they annies if none of them are even named annie

"Oh, go fuck yourself, mister only-been-around-here-a-year."
"This is the best possible response, and one I can totally respect. 
That, and, "I have a life, asshole.". "
Idiotking, you're often one of my favorite users on this site, but you seem to find the strangest things to get upset about sometimes.
"Really?  You find…

And aside from that, even if you were able to have magic code that totally reimagined client-server gaming as we know it, it wouldn't mean shit in terms of making your game a hit. Tons of MMOs with innovative architecture or unprecedented code or tons of people online at once with amazing realm vs. realm have been…

@JudgeReinhold:disqus - fraud absolutely exists, but it's not a huge problem. Even if it was (an absurdly high figure of) 10%, the total waste is $25 billion, and that's a drop in the bucket. It's not gonna help us beat the debt, barely affects the deficit (around a trillion dollars now) and won't save social security…

Even if you take out every Chris Cabin episode, it's an outstanding podcast just on the strength of Jupin/Szyszka/Sadjak episodes. And that's like, the first thing they do each ep is introduce who is on it, so it's not hard to just go on to the next one

@avclub-bd847fd835b2c6025557898b6aff7b2d:disqus - Well, I'm assuming dominion diplomacy is mostly used like on the show, like the Roman Empire, mostly as a way to overreact to insults and wage "defensive wars" and generate casus bellis out of whole cloth instead of genuine attempts at mutual respect and sovereign…

If you're going by dead = no place on the list they don't need Robert Baratheon, Renly, Drogo, or the Qarth Warlock

Nah, if anything she wasn't sexy enough, they fucked it up by making the first female vorta on the series unsexy. If you're engineering a race to be diplomats and negotiators with solids, making them sexy is kind of a no-brainer (and there's no downside if they're just gonna be in the war-time commander/captain role,…

They knew it was crap, too! They promised a Leeta bathing scene in the promos when they knew damn well they weren't gonna let us see it! They knew we'd be there until the credits rolled just in case it was toward the end!