Apocalypse Sheen
ME: Are you an assailant?
Fuck Borre: I'm a showrunner.
ME: You're neither. You're an ugly clown sent by corporate fools to collect your fill.

So, Stallone is considered…
an unnecessary component for the success of the sequel?

Err, I mean Paul.

Scott
I wouldn't be surprised to hear he's a 1970s version of Encino Man. That, or he's an illegitimate son of Kenny Loggins. Definitely my favorite. I hope he wears the Gram Parsons jacket to every elimination show.

The final stage of his evolution will be morphing into Charlie Sheen.

yeah, I don't know, maybe I'm misreading him. But even the "I Put A Spell On You" performance came off as affected bravado instead of something that flowed naturally from him. And maybe that's it. Maybe he is "joking" and it's coming off to me as affectation instead of something more natural.

"She needs Casey Abrams to coach her on not trying too hard. "
Whaaaa?

Saw this in the theater in'89?
It was re-released around then too for some reason or other.

Yeah, I thought Lusk's version was kind of weird. He sang it well in parts, but overall, I didn't connect with the song (or, more accurately, the performance) at all.

They should…
… retool and resurrect it as a drama that follows the lives of attractive but troubled teens in a small resort town on Cape Cod.

From what I've read…
The brunette might be down with playing herself? (or her character, or whatever…)

Yeah, because…
Everyone knows how great Elizabeth: The Golden Age turned out!

These strange and foreign shows frighten me
I don't have Showtime.

I was really hoping for a cover of "You Know My Name, Look Up The Number."

I think that "Here Comes The Sun" song was an original.

Moon the movie: Good. Not as good as Moon the biography. But better than Moon the live Robert Pollard album.

You think I should have said DiMaggio?

I think it's that the dog is gay and when he finally speaks, he sounds like Charles Nelson Riley.

I'm waiting for the day…
that Richard Kelley reveals all of humanity's existence has been part of one long movie that he's directing and that he is, in fact, the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Wait…
the writer is an actual Spiderman?