There's only one answer to this question: Guido The Killer Pimp.

re: sausages
Just as the Nazis were early innovators of 3-D, they developed one of the first prototypes of the Snausage.

"Six Girls Roll Into Weekend"
I just ordered that off the Spice Channel the other day!

The atmosphere isn't made of coke and hookers?
Boy, my 7th grade science teacher was WAY off.

The only way I'd see this is if Crispin Glover plays John Galt. Even then, I'd wait until it was a "play now" on Netflix.

So…
this is why Republicans hate Obama's high-speed rail plan.

Smart People sucked
Worst, most slap-dash ending ever.

I'm organizing a massive protest against Ticketmaster in Times Square next Friday. We'll keep protesting every subsequent day until Ticketmaster steps down as president of tickets and cedes power to the military.

What's the deal with the teasers?
One day they have one. One day they don't. And this guy's saying, "whattaya want from me?"

I also love "At My Window." It's like some sort of God-through-nature spiritual.

I have the Sunflower/Surf's Up CD mashup, and I actually think I enjoy Sunflower more. Surf's Up has a few songs that are better than anything on Sunflower, but as an overall album I like that latter more — especially the Dennis Wilson songs.

"Of course he's beneath us, he's an actor!"

"P.S. Disney Girls is one of the best songs the Beach Boys ever put together."

so many people have said before that your post is a parody of itself… or something.

"link please"

Helpful tip: Don't forget the doll.

Surely he had to check his underwear after this photo was taken.

Say what you will
But Olbermann is entertaining. Then again, so is Glen Beck, in a slightly different way.

Director of Content
Let me offer my services as director of all content for the AVClub. My job will be read everything that is written for the site (except the stuff I don't want to read) then tell the writer how to craft it to meet my specific wants and needs prior to posting.

I missed most of the commercials
But of what I saw, I liked the CarMax "kid in a candy store" spot the most.