I'd love to see Celebrity Apprentice where all the candidates were Nobel laureates.  Watching them openly mock Donald Trump would be a guaranteed ratings bonanza.

I'd love to see Celebrity Apprentice where all the candidates were Nobel laureates.  Watching them openly mock Donald Trump would be a guaranteed ratings bonanza.

Bagging groceries in Africa… seems like it'd be tough to screw that up.  Just remember that the heavy nothing goes on the bottom, and the lighter nothing goes on top.

Bagging groceries in Africa… seems like it'd be tough to screw that up.  Just remember that the heavy nothing goes on the bottom, and the lighter nothing goes on top.

I prefer Stars Learn Stripe, where stars compete to see who gets to play the role of Stripe in the upcoming Gremlins live-action musical on Broadway.

I prefer Stars Learn Stripe, where stars compete to see who gets to play the role of Stripe in the upcoming Gremlins live-action musical on Broadway.

I once had a patient who was having his second arm amputation as a result of poor circulation caused by smoking.  His only concern was that we leave him enough of a stump that, after the surgery, he'd still be able to reach his cigarettes to the hole in his neck he had to breathe through.

I once had a patient who was having his second arm amputation as a result of poor circulation caused by smoking.  His only concern was that we leave him enough of a stump that, after the surgery, he'd still be able to reach his cigarettes to the hole in his neck he had to breathe through.

I remember his turn on OLTL as… I think it was a blackjack dealer at the local casino.  He worked the casino in some capacity, I'm almost certain.

I remember his turn on OLTL as… I think it was a blackjack dealer at the local casino.  He worked the casino in some capacity, I'm almost certain.

I was just thinking that it's now 2 Sweathogs vs. 1 Golden Girl.  Travolta always looks to be about 1 fried Twinkie from keeling over, and I don't know what happened to Boom Boom.

I was just thinking that it's now 2 Sweathogs vs. 1 Golden Girl.  Travolta always looks to be about 1 fried Twinkie from keeling over, and I don't know what happened to Boom Boom.

I bet she does too.  Getting hit in the head with a pie is a time-worn show biz tradition, not a concussion-inducing event.

I bet she does too.  Getting hit in the head with a pie is a time-worn show biz tradition, not a concussion-inducing event.

Pharoah with a nail gun!  Pharoah with a nail gun!

Pharoah with a nail gun!  Pharoah with a nail gun!

*Cee Lo spins around*

*Cee Lo spins around*

NO TOUCHING (your family)!!

NO TOUCHING (your family)!!