NBC is the NBC of networks.

NBC is the NBC of networks.

Or Gene Parmesan.  He could come out to present every award in a different disguise, then take it off and Jessica Walter could get all excited.

Or Gene Parmesan.  He could come out to present every award in a different disguise, then take it off and Jessica Walter could get all excited.

Jeffrey Tambor, as Oscar Bluth.

Jeffrey Tambor, as Oscar Bluth.

Yes, but if it were an American 16-year-old girl, NBC would be falling all over themselves to highlight her dedication, training, coaching, parental involvement, etc.  We'd get 71 fluff pieces about how she swam to school uphill both ways for 10 years while her father worked as a coal mine canary to make ends meet so…

Yes, but if it were an American 16-year-old girl, NBC would be falling all over themselves to highlight her dedication, training, coaching, parental involvement, etc.  We'd get 71 fluff pieces about how she swam to school uphill both ways for 10 years while her father worked as a coal mine canary to make ends meet so…

How long until the first Will Ferrell cameo?  Principal, smarmy neighbor, something.

How long until the first Will Ferrell cameo?  Principal, smarmy neighbor, something.

NBC has been reading your wishlist.

NBC has been reading your wishlist.

How long until the doping allegations come up, like they did with the Chinese girl?

How long until the doping allegations come up, like they did with the Chinese girl?

Yeah, so much gymnastics.  I'm surprised that NBC doesn't work with the IOC to stretch out women's gymnastics so that part of the competition is done during every day of the Olympiad.  You could do the prelims for one event one night, then the finals the next night, then do a different event prelims the 3rd night,…

Yeah, so much gymnastics.  I'm surprised that NBC doesn't work with the IOC to stretch out women's gymnastics so that part of the competition is done during every day of the Olympiad.  You could do the prelims for one event one night, then the finals the next night, then do a different event prelims the 3rd night,…

It's only time to panic when you fall behind Kyrgyzstan.

It's only time to panic when you fall behind Kyrgyzstan.

I assume in the season finale Will will get drunk and sleep with Maggie.  That will blow up everything nicely.

I assume in the season finale Will will get drunk and sleep with Maggie.  That will blow up everything nicely.