I think I laughed once - at the handicapped Cher impersonator "Wheel-Cher".

My thoughts too, and I found that I didn't miss the stuff with the ex-wife, the stripper, the father, and the cross-dressing kid at all.

Gooey Cobain Brains?

This may suck, but I suspect it's going to be a huge hit.  This kind of soapy, campy stuff netted 8 seasons for Desperate Housewives, a show that sucked for about 7 of those 8.

Call it, bitch-o.

Yeah - when I was at my old firm, one of my biggest cases was representing insurance companies trying to get out of paying for 9/11-related claims.

Condiments are evil.

I didn't go to Catholic school, but I once got sent to detention for abbreviating "Christmas" as "X-mas" for an in-class exercise on diagramming sentences.

Wait - shit, seriously?  I had no idea.

Get rid of the Seaward.

Losing Goldie Hawn qualifies as a "major setback"?  What's the last thing she was in - First Wives Club?  Everyone Says I Love You?

I'm a lawyer.  All law firms are evil.  This one just embraces it more than most.

Go duck behind that little garbage car.

Yep.  Yep.  Yep.  Every other character on the show had at least one redeeming characteristic.  Ross was just a douche.

I'm not talking about diminishing the greatness of The Office - I guess I'm just thinking about the likelihood that a spinoff with this premise would be closer to what we got with Joey (which was a ratings and critical failure) than what we got with Frasier (which was the opposite).

Hey!  Assman!

Co-STAN-za.

According to the interview linked, it's Dwight and his family running the family farm (working title - "The Farm").

SPOILER (sort of)

Wait, I thought reading was fundamental.