Someone get Danny DeVito on the phone.  He can rig it for us to get a 50 share.

Maybe to boost ratings they'll put her in a little less clothing with each passing episode, until the finale when she's wearing nothing but a Brazilian thong and a pair of pasties.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

You're sitting in the house that "Honk if you're horny" built.

The ever useful at work: "You don't drop a piranha in the kiddie pool and then stick around to watch the bubbles."

Jimmy James is probably in my top 10 favorite TV characters of all time.  The sheer joy with which he took to that role is so much fun to watch.  Some of the line readings - the pauses, the odd word emphasis - you couldn't imagine being done by anyone else.

I've used that line on people so many times - it's one of my favorites.

Yeah, I had a friend in college who would always reply "probably misses his old glasses" whenever someone asked what was up/wrong with someone else.

Yeah.  Everything's amazing and nobody's happy.

Biggs was kind of the low point, wasn't he?

No, but she still looks better than Lindsay.

Denise Richards is 41, and looks 10 years younger than Lindsay.  And it's not like she lived a life of celibacy and healthy eating.  Hell, she married Charlie Sheen.

You've finally solved what's missing on the silent parts of the Watergate tapes - Nixon interrupting the meeting to host a phone sex chat.

"Hey kids, most of you won't amount to much of anything in your lives.  You're already just living out the string at this point, looking ahead to 40+ years in a boring 9-to-5 job, maybe a couple of kids with poopy diapers to change, and slowing watching your body rot from the outside in.

Well, that's one thing we've got.

Nonsense - they'll get singers to come in and covers songs off of her albums, just like they did for Whitney.
Like, um…. that one song.  And also that other song that might have been on the radio once.  And let's not forget, um, how did that one go, something something baby?

She'll never make it to 27.  Plus, that's the age that creative geniuses die too early.  I'm not sure it applies here (unless by "creative" you mean "at one point had tits that everyone wanted to see").

She'll never make it to 27.  Plus, that's the age that creative geniuses die too early.  I'm not sure it applies here (unless by "creative" you mean "at one point had tits that everyone wanted to see").

She looks like she's in her mid-40s.  I can't believe she's still only 25.  They get actresses older than that to play high school kids - she looks like she could play the mother of a high school kid.

I know I remember reading about the Jessica Capshaw series, because I liked her in her brief stint on The Practice (though I thought the new series sounded terrible).  I always wondered what happened to it.