That they cut from the blowjob scene right to the school without showing how he got out of it bugged the hell out of me too.  Talk about a buildup with no payoff (and I don't mean what was going on under the desk).

I bet he'll be 17 and brooding, with pale good looks hiding his tortured soul.  Oh, if only there was a young girl out there who could save him from himself!

That would be the ballsiest thing SNL has done in 30 years.

You're thinking of Gentile herpes.  And yes, it is better than the other kind (which can be passed by yarmulke-on-yarmulke contact).

It'll be a Fear Factor challenge.

You've hit upon an entirely new paradigm.

What kind of dracula was he?

If they used a better socket wrench to start with, the neck bolts wouldn't need retooling.

I think you mean Big Cheddar.

The Apartment is an awesome movie - I first saw it in a little theatre in the back of a coffeehouse in Manhattan at like 1 AM.  It was the perfect setting for an indelibly New York slice of life.

I did like Kevin's line about knowing the brownies had walnuts in them but saying he would "power through" his allergy.

Sorry, but I'm not on board with the surrogate theory.  Her body was in shape, but her breasts looked to be about twice as big as usual.  Unless the theory is surrogate pregnancy plus breast implants, I think the baby was hers.

For reality show contestants, that's easy - Omorosa.  I would have literally thrown her under a bus, then backed it over her a few more times just to be sure.  What a complete waste of a human being.

Slackers is pretty awful.  It's like a poor man's Van Wilder (which itself wasn't exactly Citizen Kane.  Or even Citizen Ruth).

Yeah, this is a bottom 10 episode of Seinfeld.

I hope they kill him off in the last episode.  Anything else wouldn't feel right (but not in a "House has a disease that only House could cure" obviously ironic way).

I think there was an episode where it was lupus.

Yeah, but the no nudity clause in her contract is a real buzz-kill.  Using a horsey double is just a real cop out.

He was my 8th most favorite Law & Order detective.

You could even say that they "bought the firm."