I don't mind the waiting.  But trying to figure out the validation code when I'm that ready for action is just frustrating to no end.

The original original, with Roy Thinnes as the DA?  That's some magic right there.

The magic autistic kids got it fair and square, through genetic manipulation.  But it has to be activated by an eclipse.

I can't wait until the "magic number" for the season turns out to be… 24.  The number is everywhere, and the father just can't put his finger on why it feels so familiar.

What was up with that kerchief she was wearing for the first half of the show, tied high around her neck?  I thought it would turn out she was hiding a hickey, and they were finally going to pull the trigger on the "House figures out that Chase has been nailing the new hot doctor" storyline that they were building to…

I used to only be able to get this kind of emotional manipulation on a week-to-week basis from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.  Nice to see FOX is going to run with that ball.

Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other.

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Bring back Judd Hirsch!

NBC is my favorite mistake, so yeah.

Could they have *had* more catchphrases?

We're only 1 season away from MILF Island.

I've had a crush on her since The Day After Tomorrow.  At least now she's in something halfway decent to give me an excuse to watch.

Why not both?

Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber?

I love them too - I've probably seen over 100 dating back to the mid-90s.  They're campy and trashy, but the good ones do it in a winking way that's pretty funny.

As a mediocre foosball player once said: I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel at others' misfortune.

I think Lifetime movies are a nice paycheck for TV actresses during their summer hiatus.  The girls from the original 90210 (Garth, Spelling, Thiessen, Doherty, Carteris, even Hilary Swank, etc) were all good for multiple Lifetime movies.  Sarah Chalke as well.

He was also in The Stand, playing a mute (which honestly is his best possible casting).

Yeah.  I can handle ugly, but this is like… circus ugly.