Well, what the fuck ELSE are you gonna do in Indiana?

I only remember Suncoast for giving me the opportunity to own The Hunt For Red October for, like, $99.50 o.O

I actually remember a sense of *excitement* when the first Blockbuster near me opened. Granted, I was young(er) and stupid(er) then, but still. Shudder.

Is there a more annoying phrase than "maintaining the brand?"

I'm sure plenty of folks had to rearrange their scales after a trip to Weaver D's.

Hate to be That Guy, but I don't know what's so boastful about the cover being almost nine minutes long, considering the same is true of the original.

I love that photo. Mainly because it makes Lou Reed look like a Muppet.

ladyfingers they taste just like ladyfingers

Que?

So when do the parents have to turn themselves in for naming their kid Braxton?

So goddamn scary, and so goddamn sad.

"Of all the Chris Browns in the world, you're the Chris Browniest!"

I'M NOT ALONE!

*in which I shamelessly admit that it always sounded like 'sow-cow' to me*

Yeah, that's easily my favorite part. I can just imagine him thinking, "hold on to some illusion of impartial objectivity, hold on, hold on, hold on…ahhhhh fuck this guy."

I'm not a racist, I just play one on TV!

So what you're saying is, he's gonna make Jerry throw up?

Hey, maybe Winston's his one black "friend!"

'99, but I try to be generous when it comes to spoilers. No matter how many films you've seen, almost everybody has certain titles they just haven't gotten around to yet, no matter how famous/well regarded, so I've always thought it was kinda silly to be all "OMG how have you not seen ________?"

"the adoration we have for things that are so awful they go around the bend to become good again"