I don't even OWN a sex.

I'm pretty sure JB was smart enough to realize that Costello was just talkin' loud and sayin' nothing.

But he knows what love is.

Hmm…fantastic images, but someone needs a proofreader.

"Don't look! Keep your eyes shut!"

"Say 'ello to my LEETLE FREN' … Dr. Oz!"

And glory. Don't forget the glory.

I'm gonna be in Disneyworld from Dec. 19th to the 26th, and I'm probably not as terrified as I should be. (Yet.)

What @avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus said. I'm so freakin' tired of people bitching about packages like this, and the attendant "double-dipping" issue, when anyone who's had half an eye on the home entertainment industry for the last decade-plus should find the entire concept an obvious inevitability.…

But he's already so small! If they miniaturize him, there'll be nothing left!

How about Columbo's finally run out of questions to ask?

There is no third thing!

Could be worse…just look how it turned out for Robert Pattinson.

Ugh. Stop it. That's too depressing for a Friday.

Right, cuz Tim Blake Nelson and James Spader are just founts of well-balanced normalcy.

"Meandering excess?"

Snooker? I didn't even know she HAD balls!

Who are, Orange Juice?

@avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus thanks for filling my head with the image of a Palpatine-fronted P-Funk Collective.

Don't you think you went a tad overboard there?