Buck Dharma? I thought he was a Tantric pornstar.

Why don't you just stop sitting so close to other people? Maybe get yourself a GoT-style viewing chair. Then you can cast presumptuous glances about the room during your commercial-break chats.

I said NO Robins! That's five Robins! Can't you count?!

What else did you think the peanuts were for?

Surprise twist: Orlando Bloom was the vacuum all along!

OutKast - Church
Lou Reed - Kill Your Sons (Live)
KT Tunstall - (Still A) Weirdo
Filter - Cold (Anthem For The Damned)
The Cure - Watching Me Fall

McMurphy?

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole!

I agree with 98% of what you said, but in the case of Crystall Skull, I do think it's fair to lay at least some of the blame for that film's shittiness at Ford's feet, assuming the reports were true about how the script had to be unanimously approved by Ford, Spielberg, and Lucas before production/filming began.

Not to mention, "well off enough that he can turn down an offer" kinda insinuates that he's only in it for the money. Maybe he actually, y'know, enjoys acting in films.

He'll never be as big an idiot as his parents. I mean, really, Armie Fucking Hammer?

There will be bloody midgets.

Soul Survivor?

There once was a girl from Nantucket

Go away! Debatin'

I hope the citizens manage to steer clear of any danger out there. Johnson has a pesky habit of shooting first.

Three guesses what he transformed into…

Under The Hubble?

Stephan! It's Stephan! We've got Stephan here!

For me, it's either the Super Sized Sitar version of Norwegian Wood, or George's solo acoustic While My Guitar Gently Weeps (both from the Anthology)