"We better catch something, this is my wife's holiday scrotum!"

Would you ask Dennis Wilson that question?

Keep talking like that, and we're gonna have to crucify you on the international space station.

@Scrawler2:disqus Save the fist-shaking for when the headache clears. You just look like an angry drunk.

So…the game of Life?

Good thing Eugene's brother decided to become a defense lawyer.

I don't even OWN a thimble.

You clearly haven't met enough people like my in-laws. I don't mean this as a condescending takedown of "average" people, but honestly, there's a shit-ton of folks out there who enjoy the comfortable/familiar/one-note, and when faced with someone talking about "script flaws," will either A) politely shrug, or B) roll…

Holy shit. All I can see in that photo is

If that's true, then it's even worse.

MEMO: If you feel the need to say "get it?" your joke has failed.

I kind of love that "still" in the last sentence.

The Cars, "Tonight She Comes"
Jimi Hendrix, "Born Under A Bad Sign"
Bob Dylan, "Oh Sister"
The Ramones, "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"
Saint Etienne, "You're In A Bad Way"

Monthly fees.

"Do or do not do. There is no try."

Beep beep.

Okay, WHAT is this whole 'wolf eyes' thing about?

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus See, I can understand a personal aversion to subtitles as an informed decision. I prefer dubbed audio so my brain can process dialogue without having to divide my visual attention between subtitles at the bottom and the general camerawork (cue jokes about people whose…

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Did you hand her a How To Become A Successful Film Producer In Three Easy Steps pamphlet?