It's true, Mary was pretty fantastic.

Let me introduce you to a little ditty called "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks."

I think I'd be just fine with Already Gone if it weren't played SO. FUCKING. MUCH. Definitely in my Top Five Overplayed Moldy Oldies.

"Ain't found a way to kill me yet"

A few years ago I'd have said Maktub, but apparently Reggie Watts prefers to be a comedian now. For some reason.

Neil Young, "Mellow My Mind"
Thievery Corporation, "Un Simple Histoire (A Simple Story)"
Maktub, "Baby Can't Wait"
Chuck Jackson, "Any Day Now"
U2, "Red Hill Mining Town"

I think I'd sue my parents first, for naming me Bun E. Carlos.

Did he say he's been stoned?

Not to mention the little noise he makes, sort of a mix between "c'mere" and "get over here," except he's too damn lazy to even enunciate properly, so it comes out something like 'geeaahhh.'

Judging from a cursory glance at the site, I assume these are not complaints.

"R.I.P.D. Rap"
-Ryan Reynolds feat. Larry King

Oh please. If cropped films ending up on Netflix Streaming is purely an 'error,' then they're one of the most incompetent companies I've ever seen. I tried the streaming service for a few months, and the constant crop-o-rama was one of the biggest reasons I quit it. DVDs all the way.

*slow clap*

"All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."

"My brother-in-law is the very criminal I’ve been pursing this whole time! Aaugh!"

Well, shit. Guess I'm not a Real Man.

You just say bingo.

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD

"We hate to enable the pork-chop-casserole that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo…"

I fully admit that it's the sort of thing I'd find really funny were it happening to someone else. As it is, I only find it *sort of* funny. It's only happened once so far. Let's hope it stays that way.