Fingerling potatoes?

Cornell Dupree, "Teasin'"
Donny Hathaway, "A Song For You"
ABBA, "Take A Chance On Me"
The Skids, "Into The Valley"
The Cure, "Signal To Noise"

My coworker who apparently regresses to preschool age at the sight of a spider. I know, lots of people can't stand spiders, but I seriously don't need to hear her bellowing "I DON'T LIKE IT!" in the middle of the office as if she's goddamn R. Lee Ermey just because there's an arachnid in the corner of the bathroom.

Pretty sure edible underwear is *supposed* to be a sticky proposition.

Fappy? Isn't he the little-known eighth dwarf?

Umm, I'll Be Missing You is depressing because it's a piece of shit.

"Okay, chefs, today's Dreamworks Turbo Progresso Kleenex Famous Bowl Thunderdome Quickfire Challenge will consist of…"

But I hardly know 'er!

Anymore?

So you're saying Bob's literally a whore now?

Funny you should say that. I saw an article about this on either Rolling Stone or Billboard, and they had a direct quote from an engineer/producer/whathaveyou, saying that they've for-sure got Bootleg Series releases for Blood on the Tracks and Blonde on Blonde in the pipeline, and that the unsung hero of the sessions…

"Hey, I laughed. No worries."

You're a LIAR!

"…and knowing nothing about Billy Corgan really helped."

What Lies Beneath 2: When 2 Become 1

I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!

You're only mostly dead.

I'd say it's more 'creepy' than 'scary.' Which if you ask me is a good thing. I love a good creep.

And then the surprise twist: YOU WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!

Snozzpussy?