Jesus Christ. "draining me good will" doesn't make you sound like Cookie Monster. It makes you sound like a fucking pirate. Or maybe Lucky the Leprechaun.

"Cool story, (adoptive) bro"

Passions - "I'm In Love With A German Film Star"
Dave Matthews Band - "Raven"
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - "Gone Home"
Bauhaus - "She's In Parties"
Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, Steve Winwood, Dhani Harrison, & Prince - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Pretty sure Rob's not in the chili, either. Unless he's going around calling himself Boneless Chuck now.

You're pushing your luck, little man.

Well, now we know who can star in the inevitable(?) Morgan Spurlock biopic.

Somewhat randomly, I have been…screaming…a ton over the last few weeks.

"I let the monster out, you gonna do what it wants."

Do you remember which X-Files episode it was? Just curious, since I live near there.

Kneel before The Driveler!

Absolutely. I learned this one the hard way. For years I thought Rob's little monologue about the importance of pop culture interests in High Fidelity was just the rambling BS of a shallow self-centered jerk. And he kinda IS a shallow self-centered jerk, but that doesn't mean he's wrong. It's more a question of…

Comment Baby?

Boy, those Ninjas sure can DANCE, amirite?

You would think. It's one of those situations where I wonder how many are really that dense, and how many are simply making excuses. (And if there's even a meaningful difference between the two.)

mmmmmmmmmmm racism pie

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The only thing I remember about sex ed was a co-ed class in middle school. There was a Q&A moment where we could ask the teacher whatever we wanted. One girl, who I already knew was pretty well-versed in your typical entry-level sexual slang, hesitantly asked "what's an erection?" And I tried mighty hard to hide my…

Try "Visitor Q."

Lou Reed - "Coney Island Baby"
Bonnie Raitt - "Nick Of Time"
Oasis - "D'Yer Wanna Be A Spaceman?"
Ray Charles - "What Would I Do Without You"
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - "Out In The Cold"

Take This Job And Glove It
When Gloves Cry
Love To Glove You Baby (sorry, had to)