What is it with you two and balls?

Easy: David Bowie, "Everyone Says Hi." Ostensibly about a friend who's moved away, but the lyrics can fit in easily for that other kind of journey. It's simultaneously melancholy, comforting, and cheerful, with just enough of a faux-afterlife interpretation available to those who need it.

And WTF is the deal with her adding "of course" at the end of her admission of using The Bad Word? I mean, doesn't that pretty much spell out her state of mind right there? "Well, who *wouldn't* call 'em that?"

Awwwwwwwww nooooooooooooo.
(Sorry for the lack of substance in my contribution. Sometimes it's hard to put the words together.)

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Just a head connected to a giant wang.

Sigh. I'm once again reminded of my college paper publishing a review of a Robert De Niro film (can't remember which one) in which our brilliant journalist, and even more attentive copy editor, referred to him as Al Dinero. I'm pretty sure you lose your Film Critic card for all of eternity when you manage to both…

Now THAT'S a Caption Contest-worthy photo.

Spoiler Altered States?

Go on…

Oh, c'mon. Sometimes Harley's yummy pie really is just…Harley's yummy pie. o.o

COOL STORY BRO

Que?

The matter-of-fact way he says "My god, you're ugly" just fucking kills me.

I still can't believe I got the initials wrong. Sigh.

Not in New York!

"At this point, my opinion of Brown is so low that there’s little he could do outside of rape or murder that could genuinely shock me"

"Open the pod bay doors, Quilty."

Oh, that's nothing. If you ever get the trilogy set on DVD or Blu-ray, there's a bonus feature called…BTTF Q&A or something? It's a bunch of time-travel questions fans have had over the years, and some of the ideas are mindnumbing (in a good way!)

Thunderball!

I've always been partial to