Fewer than fifty shades, I would hope.

Soooooooo he's called Splinter cuz he's tiny and annoying, then?

Don't forget Radiohead's "Go To Sleep (The Fuck Version)"

If only.

Well, to be fair, just because anyone CAN play guitar doesn't mean everyone SHOULD.

Y'know, for years I thought the Old Man was saying "Sons of bitches! Papa says!" and all I could figure was that those damn dogs had filled him with such rage that he was flying headfirst into early-onset dementia. I like my version better.

I remember sitting in my apartment, seeing the news online, and about two minutes later hearing some dude across the hallway whooping it up like his team had just won the Super Bowl. Suddenly I was trying mighty hard not to cry.

Hell has a fuck barrel?

Nah, it's understandable. If I shoot you, it'll be for entirely different reasons. Altogether.

But did she shill Skippy?

Well, it was pretty much a given that 'Marvel' would be shoehorned into the title somehow. I'm betting the execs are wanting to make damn sure everybody knows this is an Avengers spinoff.

Don't despair! I've got good news!

*sobs around mouthful of ice cream*

Another shout-out to his non-film writing:

Priscilla, Queen of the Tattooine Desert

What's-His-Name and the Temple of Motts?

oooooooooooooooooooops, no bullets! Think I'm fucking stupid, Hans?

"…Charlie Brown."

Oh, come on. Does anybody actually think this is anything besides another case of 'I want more royalties' (see also: Jeff Lynne, Def Leppard, etc)?

As long as we still get a credit cookie at the end.