Not true. I mean, Tangelo's pretty lame, don't you think?

I'm pretty sure it's the mothers we need to worry about.

@avclub-ffc905126015cdc6758873970fb59828:disqus Thanks a lot for singlehandedly turning my fap material into nightmare fuel.

No wonder I can't understand her.

As a teen just beginning to figure out how to deal with social anxiety, the first time I heard the Talking Heads song "Heaven" (specifically the bit that goes "There is a party / Everyone is there / Everyone would leave at EXACTLY the same time"), I almost stopped the CD right there, I was so shocked at the perfect…

Don't. After all, how often do you see an Asian woman in a red blindfold?

Correction: This year, the theme is "how do we get the rest of the world to notice our town?"

Honestly, I never could understand the idea of dressing to one side or the other. I'd go crazy. It's a line drive straight up the middle for me.

Hmm…I dunno, maybe it's just me, but on a show as well-written and fine-tuned as Breaking Bad, when you've *already* been offered over half the season's episodes, it seems kinda douchey to hold out for even more, just because you 'want to.' And I don't doubt that his feelings are genuine, but praising Gilligan's…

No kidding. Door #1 is Patrick Bateman Jr., Door #2 is ready for his Columbine moment, and I don't EVEN wanna know what kinds of kinky shit Door #3 gets up to in his Love Room.

@Scrawler2:disqus Speak for yourself.

Gimme the fucking hall pass, you fucking cocksucker.

something something THEM apple pies

Shitty, shitty hotcakes.

You're half-right.

Well, this should become quite the interesting thread.

Same here. I've got plenty of cash saved up, but I'm a bit worried by how ridiculously fast the tix are gonna sell out. And there's no way I'm paying scalper prices.

Hey, if Emily Browning's in it, at least we know we'll get to see some hot ash.

All I could figure out was that maybe he's Tony - the son whose return she's been awaiting the whole movie (which would mean she's probably going a little senile, and didn't recognize him with the makeup and hair).

All I could figure out was that maybe he's Tony - the son whose return she's been awaiting the whole movie (which would mean she's probably going a little senile, and didn't recognize him with the makeup and hair).