I FUCK MYSELF WHENEVER I SEE TINA FEY

Hi, Denis.

Who is a person that will never be in my kitchen (unless the freezer counts)?

THERE IS NO THIRD THING

So, this happened. http://www.vulture.com/2013…

But which of them is speaking?

Considering how devoted my ex-wife was to the show, I'm supremely jealous of you. I remained firmly in the HAAAATE camp. Way too goddamn twee.

Behind That Locked Door (Are The Droids You're Looking For)

Take this with a grain of salt, cuz it's not like I've seen every episode, and I'd usually be watching with one eye on something else, so maybe I just missed it…but the one thing that always really bugged me about this show is how they never seemed to acknowledge the difficulty of finding proper-fitting clothes if,…

Magnets, obviously.

You! Men!

-The episode where Frasier's dating a woman, but nobody ever sees her, and they think he's making it all up. At one point, he's begging for sympathy on the couch, and Daphne assures him "oh yes, of course we believe you!" then shoots the others this INSANE, desperate, crazy-eyes face. Jane Leeves' expression is…

JARVIS EXPLODES WHENEVER HE SEES PEPPER IN A BRA

Are you thinking of pus? Cuz I'm pretty sure puss don't come in gallons. Unless you're, like, Ed Gein.

Why women should always eat plenty of red meat: Iron Menses.

Now there's a couple of fugly mofos.

I gotta admit, the mere mention of Cate Blanchett playing the Evil Stepmother is probably enough for me to drop some cash on a stupid Cinderella retread.

Wilford Brimley: Getting Confused By Coeds Playing Hacky-Sack Since 1993.

Maybe he's in a rit of fealous jage.

Hey, some of us LIKE our panties twisted, thankyouverymuch.