Ovaltine?

Big surprise. We all know CGB Spender's been dead inside since before the advent of color television.

If you're a fan you should definitely try to go. I always felt Petty's (rightly) recognized songwriting obscured the Heartbreakers' talents as a band.

Surprise! It's gonna be two solid hours of Mary Jane's Last Dance.

Yeah, this isn't even *remotely* extensive, let alone reasonably. Here's hoping they head back out after the album's finished.

I just want to know who was throwing noses around, bloody or otherwise. Is that how modern lacrosse works?

[HIGH FIVES LOCKER.]

I could see Kristen getting on top of Brooke.

Hey, give 'em a break. I mean, if we let Human Torch and Captain America come face-to-face, who's to say there wouldn't be a cataclysmic unraveling of reality?

No fate but what we make off of t-shirt sales.

Aww noooo, it has Jerry Stiller too. :(

Okay, but which one are we supposed to fuck?

Exactly. I was almost 30 by the time I realized life's much more enjoyable when you accept that the world will never be as great or 'right' as it could/should/would be, and you need to discriminate between which things are truly worth railing against and which aren't. (And if your scale is tipped toward the former,…

True story: David originally wrote it with Iggy Pop in mind, but decided it would probably be too hard for the average listener to be able to relate to being greeted by his BIG FAT DONG

Does this mean we'll be getting Rap-A-Bye Baby CDs as well?

ONE token minority. Ah-Ah-Ah.

You say that like it's a bad thing, but if that's the case, then I just wanna run through Hollywood and start breaking legs left and right.

@Scrawler2:disqus If the injury was bad enough, I could easily imagine her getting hurt further (arms, head, etc) from falling down, or trying to twist away, or something.

Some sort of 'stepped in glass' injury. She had crutches too, but of course they were disposed of with every photo op.

So THAT'S why Kirk showed up. Shame he didn't have time to reprogam the system.