BATIN' FOR THE MAN

Go see a Star War.

This.

I vote Josh as well. I'm not sure if the ignorance is a put-on or not, but either way I think it comes off much worse than Stefan's self-aware skeeviness.

Yeah, I was taken aback by all the 'Karate Kindling Action!' outfits in next week's promo.

@avclub-445c00b7f37f817d4b2c309208ad00b2:disqus My favorite part is the emphasis on 'kill.' The little tyke might beat the shit out of you, but at least you'll still be breathing.

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus Nobody touches a thing 'till I see a badge.

Not to mention,

Wait, they're making fucking an Olympic sport now?
What happened to chess and ballroom dancing?

@avclub-23c97e9cb93576e45d2feaf00d0e8502:disqus So, wait. The only purpose of an adaptation is to "come close" to the source? You don't think there's any value in using source material as a springboard into something (partly) original?

"They're coming to get you, Zooooooooeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…"

Okay, I know you admitted that it's too much to ask, but you nevertheless compared Chris Brown to the standards of a grown man.

I still think the action on the tarmac was a bit melodramatic.

Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto!

The Dark Pope Rises?

Fucking criticism…

Another reason it's confusing: 99% of the time the Spender name was spoken on the show, it was in reference to Jeffrey. So after a while, I get a sort of Pavlovian association between the name and the face.

Chimera's bland as plain oatmeal.

Oh absolutely, she's not dumb at all. I'm just saying on a purely physical basis, she does nothing for me.

Oh Jesus, my hands were clenching the whole time with the timeshare footage. I was itching for a face to break.