Eye, beholder, etc etc, but if you ask me, even *without* the laughably fake tits, she's really nothing to write home about. To me, she's the sort of person you end up with when you obsess over the details (blond - check, nice skin - check, relatively fit - check) and entirely lose sight of the whole picture.…

On the wall, of course.

Are you suggesting Josie's from Mars?

Almost looks like The Flaming UPS on that cover.

…how do they work?

Not like you.

"I gave my life to rock 'n' roll, and all I got were these stupid Bosnian Rainbows"

"I gave my life to rock 'n' roll, and all I got were these stupid Bosnian Rainbows"

I'm still waiting for Santa Claus Conquers The Koreans.

No, CLAPTON is God. Jesus.

Season 9's easily the worst. Very few bright spots. Lord of the Flies is fun and William is interesting. Most of the other episodes are completely unmemorable. FPS and FC are trainwreck-bad, but these just make me more sleepy than angry.

I'M Spartacus!

Kathy's the least of the episode's problems. Well, maybe not the least, but at least you kinda know what you're in for with her. I always felt the best representation of FC's awfulness is the 'zany' sound effects. I'm curious whether Mark Snow went along with this insanity, or if he was gritting his teeth as Carter…

@avclub-d876642b611d5abc00c3317a7781f674:disqus You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

It's been over a decade, and I still think of "POPPIN' CORN" whenever I put a bag in the microwave.

Fuckin' douchebags, how do they work?

Testes roasting on an open fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire

Coming This Fall to TLC: Samara Boo Boo

"During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I spotted you."

I dunno, I've got a feeling most of America knows him solely as "that guy" from Spiderman, the monkey movie, the amputation movie, and/or Rob Lowe & Snow White Redux. Pretty sure his pretentious-art-stuff is completely under the average person's radar.