So THAT'S who was fishing with a dollar bill.
Maybe next time you won't get so greedy, kid.

What an incredible smell you've discovered!

"The aftermath of the announcement gas" is something I'd rather not imagine.

It's not terrible, but it's nothing special either.

I'm pretty sure it's just one, and like Shrike says, it can't have a sexual connotation.

Meh. It's probably hard to remember much when you've got Diet Coke leaking out the back of your head.

It was entertaining for thirty seconds or so, but it's ridiculous how much of the episode's running time is taken up by shot after shot after shot of numbing 'action.'

Nobody deserves to jump on THAT grenade.

Only half-poor. At least he gets to watch Billy Drago be awesome.

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, I'd always assumed it was something that had zero chance of getting resolved before the series finale, and I can remember Fox marketing the "Answers At Last!" angle when these aired (I have a love/hate relationship with their carnival barker ad dept). But I guess I just figured they wouldn't be so…

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus Absolutely. The behind-the-scenes ordeal of the making of Alien 3 is both fascinating and depressing as hell.

"We’re supposed to forget all the other things we’ve heard, all the other dead ends and detours…"

And slamming the door on the terrified camera crew. Great stuff.

Well, her fate kinda split the difference between human action and alien mythology. IIRC, Smokey takes her away from the family as part of the colonization agreement, but she never actually crosses paths with any aliens. She's forced to live with him at an army base(?) and is tested repeatedly for years by gov't…

Don't forget the discovery that the Alien's inner-mouth-thing is basically an erection. (I'd never considered that they could go limp.)

Agreed that Dan's brain belonged in a different movie, but for me it wasn't the violence itself that was a bother, it was the fact that it comes across like an attempt at comedy. I dunno if it's the combination of a Whedon script and a French director or what, but AR has a really fucking weird sense of humor in some…

Nah, I liked it too, but the hybrid was indeed a failure of design. Great concept, but try again guys. I love the overall look of the film though, and plenty of entertaining moments. It's one of those movies that's frustrating not because it's a failure, but because of how much better it *could've* been. Unfulfilled…

Well, it's preferable to women and seamen, at least.

Prepares for the obligatory "I'd Jugg-HER-nauts!" comment.

Prepares for the obligatory "I'd Jugg-HER-nauts!" comment.