Don't forget, they've also got matching initials!

If we're talking strictly theater experiences, I've never walked out. I think it's a combination of "I paid for this!" stubbornness, and a general choosiness about what I see in the first place. But I was certainly tempted by The Thin Red Line (somewhere around hour two I realized the 'story' wasn't gonna end so much…

This guy…this is not my kinda guy. I'm not about to defend BEP, but all he does is drone on and on about how the song doesn't make any sense. And…your point would be?

Only if every guest is introduced with a "Helloooooooooooooooo, who have we here?"

Leftovers: boneless chicken wings in a pineapple BBQ sauce, garlic mashed red taters, broccoli, and a cornbread muffin.

LeatherFacebook sounds more like a site for the Fetlife set. Which is not to say that he wouldn't be interested.

Forget the Chainsaw "canon," I want a Chainsaw cannon.

That threw me as well. But if the implants are so obvious (and they are), then how is it a top-notch job?

That threw me as well. But if the implants are so obvious (and they are), then how is it a top-notch job?

@ColdGottoBe:disqus Well, where do you think she keeps her broom?

@ColdGottoBe:disqus Well, where do you think she keeps her broom?

I wouldn't know. I gave up after about twenty minutes. Felt like an hour.

*read in Ian McDiarmid's voice*

Isn't that some kind of universal constant?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

I don't usually suggest compilations, but I'd start with the 2CD version of Best of Bowie and go from there. It gives you a great cross-section of the different styles he went through over the years, plus depending on your tastes he had several cases of killer-single-stuck-on-unnecessary-album, so at least you'll have…

So you're saying Tin Machine is the Chuck E. Cheese of the music world?

"For some reason?" Dude, that song SO does not need its love defended. It's fucking great. In fact, I can never decide which I prefer - the original album version, or Reznor's V.1 remix.

I just wanna know why he's been deep-fried.

*acts like we never have met*