Yes to Ragdoll Loki. I think I was one of the few people who actually caught the "puny god" line over all the cheers and laughter drowning it out. Nearly orgasmic.

Not as great as the crustacean caesarean.

Not as great as the crustacean caesarean.

It was, but it's Charles Dikkens with two k's.

It was, but it's Charles Dikkens with two k's.

@avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus Ohhhhhhhhh, I always thought he was going off in my SHIT. Which with this band, you gotta admit, is not an unreasonable possibility. :-/

Mine is Killing Them Softly.

Mine is Killing Them Softly.

Shuck-Dee-Day?

Shuck-Dee-Day?

I hope they also had a chestburster for the girls (y'know, to explain where babies come from).

I hope they also had a chestburster for the girls (y'know, to explain where babies come from).

I remember owning the flying alien (the only toy of that franchise I ever had actually), but I've never seen these commercials before. I guess the toys must've sold well all the way into the '90s, cuz I was only 5 or 6 when Aliens came out, and there's no WAY my parents would've let me have something like that so…

I remember owning the flying alien (the only toy of that franchise I ever had actually), but I've never seen these commercials before. I guess the toys must've sold well all the way into the '90s, cuz I was only 5 or 6 when Aliens came out, and there's no WAY my parents would've let me have something like that so…

Thanks for reminding me of Carter's unfortunate prediliction for teen characters who use "junk" as all-purpose slang. So freaking irritating. Maybe Diablo Cody was taking notes. (Only thing worse would be if people actually *did* talk like that, but if so I was lucky enough to miss it.)

Thanks for reminding me of Carter's unfortunate prediliction for teen characters who use "junk" as all-purpose slang. So freaking irritating. Maybe Diablo Cody was taking notes. (Only thing worse would be if people actually *did* talk like that, but if so I was lucky enough to miss it.)

Hmm…I guess it depends on when SUZ was written/filmed, but I know it aired after HR had already been cancelled, so I always had the impression Carter had temporarily regressed to a twelve-year-old's mentality, and was obnoxiously waving HR in everyone's face within the X-Files episode as a 'fuck you' to the Fox execs.…

Hmm…I guess it depends on when SUZ was written/filmed, but I know it aired after HR had already been cancelled, so I always had the impression Carter had temporarily regressed to a twelve-year-old's mentality, and was obnoxiously waving HR in everyone's face within the X-Files episode as a 'fuck you' to the Fox execs.…

THE POWER OF KEITH COMPELS YOU

THE POWER OF KEITH COMPELS YOU