GO AWAY, BATESIN'

GO AWAY, BATESIN'

Heck, I had a perfectly *fine* childhood, and I've got a sometimes-fucked-up sense of humor too. Sure, it's a fine line (which everyone draws in a different place), but beyond that I don't know what else to say.

Heck, I had a perfectly *fine* childhood, and I've got a sometimes-fucked-up sense of humor too. Sure, it's a fine line (which everyone draws in a different place), but beyond that I don't know what else to say.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus Feels slightly wrong, but thanks for making me visualize a pint-sized Peter Falk.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus Feels slightly wrong, but thanks for making me visualize a pint-sized Peter Falk.

It's okay, that was just…startlingly vivid.

It's okay, that was just…startlingly vivid.

I can't even tell if this is meant to follow the same current-events-tangent as the Bieber story, but oh man that headline at this moment. That was one evil dark twisted little laugh (and at the expense of Cook, which even HE doesn't deserve right now), but fuck I needed it.

I can't even tell if this is meant to follow the same current-events-tangent as the Bieber story, but oh man that headline at this moment. That was one evil dark twisted little laugh (and at the expense of Cook, which even HE doesn't deserve right now), but fuck I needed it.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus *re-reads final panel out of context*

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus *re-reads final panel out of context*

Hey, I accidentally made a masturbation joke.

Hey, I accidentally made a masturbation joke.

Okay, I need to just leave the internet today before I use up all the Kleenex. Fuck.

Okay, I need to just leave the internet today before I use up all the Kleenex. Fuck.

Okay, NOW I'm crying.

Okay, NOW I'm crying.

C'mon, have some sympathy for ol' Scooter.

C'mon, have some sympathy for ol' Scooter.