Not trying to piss on anyone's parade…not that anyone's parading right now…sorry, shitty metaphor…ANYWAY, came here to say the comic didn't make me cry, it only made me more furious.

Not trying to piss on anyone's parade…not that anyone's parading right now…sorry, shitty metaphor…ANYWAY, came here to say the comic didn't make me cry, it only made me more furious.

Yeah, I've never understood how everyone pretty much agrees that his Oscar for The Untouchables was at least 50% making up for the past, yet as far as I know he got zero serious recognition for Henry Jones, which is a shame. Not only did he kill it, but I've never seen him play a character like that before or since.…

Yeah, I've never understood how everyone pretty much agrees that his Oscar for The Untouchables was at least 50% making up for the past, yet as far as I know he got zero serious recognition for Henry Jones, which is a shame. Not only did he kill it, but I've never seen him play a character like that before or since.…

Oh god. Did they replicate the, uhh, speech impediment? I hope so.

Oh god. Did they replicate the, uhh, speech impediment? I hope so.

Yeah, I could see that. She's done some really good work since then, but most of it's been smaller productions and/or roles.

Yeah, I could see that. She's done some really good work since then, but most of it's been smaller productions and/or roles.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus I shudder to imagine what else is in that sadistic "journal" of his. Or what those six fingers get up to when he's bored.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus I shudder to imagine what else is in that sadistic "journal" of his. Or what those six fingers get up to when he's bored.

Hell yes.

Hell yes.

A certain friend of mine, everytime we make plans to hang out at his place, I send him a text to let him know I'm "alllllmost therrrrrre."

A certain friend of mine, everytime we make plans to hang out at his place, I send him a text to let him know I'm "alllllmost therrrrrre."

Well, I always assumed he made that deduction precisely *because* there's no scent (which is still silly logic, but c'mon, it's cute).

Well, I always assumed he made that deduction precisely *because* there's no scent (which is still silly logic, but c'mon, it's cute).

Reminds me of New Super Mario Bros. Wii. When you select a level to start, Mario says "Let's-a go!" in that PC-baiting accent.

Reminds me of New Super Mario Bros. Wii. When you select a level to start, Mario says "Let's-a go!" in that PC-baiting accent.

[terrified shit-eating grin]

[terrified shit-eating grin]