"Kristen Stewart is happy…"

Brother.

*tugs collar

Ah, yes… attempting to call out perceived hyperbole by ironically using actual hyperbole.

I don't think most people are truly 'outraged' (aside from the usual places)… I think it's more that people are just annoyed and confused at a band creating a situation to willfully deceive people into giving a shit (in a way that also happens to be very icky). Trying to play on people's sympathies then admitting you…

or both? like some kind of David Lynch scene.

Deep Beige

You leave Nathan Fielder out of this. You aren't on his level.

I definitely don't disagree overall… the shift in tone and creeping editorial PC-ness here has become really depressing in recent months. (to the point that it's hard to believe this site is even related to The Onion anymore).

That's what a fool believes.

" Jezebel is super pissed"

"Think of my voice as a fist… and think of you trying to stay awake as the face. Think of that fist punching that face right in the face."

"Frrt."

By all accounts, Ti West's new western is fantastic:

After The Guest, Wingard gets my money for the foreseeable future.

It's a pretty fun fact… I guess.

Jesse Eisenberg is definitely the easiest answer.

♪ "WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL…"

Indeed.

"Okay, Jared. Settle down."