"Every third door's a pub and it's easy to get the shiiiift." -my friend, every Summer.

Not to perpetuate the stereotypes of my own nationality, but this is being filmed really near a small town where I used to go every summer with friends to get absolutely shit faced for a week straight. Where was Mark Hamill then!? We could've hung out, caused a ruckus.

That is indeed how I speak, and how all my comments should be dictated.

Sometimes Mako being all dorky and awkward gets a bigger laugh out of me than anything else in this show. Loved that he ended up seated away from the main-character brain trust during dinner.

So does anyone know if this has spelled an end for Korra's planned fourth season? They've been working for a four season run since it was picked up again after Book 1, so I can hardly describe how big a shame it would be if they didn't get to complete that vision.

Oh good call, AV Club! I adored this show when I was a kid, but it's one of those things that I've slowly let trickle out of my memory. I vaguely remember the height of my enthrallment being an episode where Goliath goes to the future/returns home after a long time (the details elude me!) and the Gargoyles have…

Man, I forgot that the schedule for Book 3 was all over the place.

I actually forgot about Asami until I read this review.

But who are Toph's baby daddies? Goddammit Nickelodeon, I demand you tell me with whom one of your animated characters procreated with!

Finished the Mass Effect series for the first time. I had long been bracing myself to hate the ending, and… I didn't really hate it. It was bonkers, and it was a shame that the choices you make throughout the series only color the story rather than affect its outcome, but I thought it was ok in a sort of convoluted…

Twenty or so hours into Mass Effect 3. I played Mass Effect 1 and 2 back in the day, but for whatever reason completely missed 3 when it came out. Started the whole thing again from scratch a few weeks ago and I'm enjoying it more than anything I've played in a long long time. Got a goody-two-shoes Paragon dude…

Yeah, that second episode was easily the strongest one so far.

The best thing about Clarence is how unabashedly wholesome it is. So this sucks.

I actually feel the opposite, weirdly enough.

When this season failed to remind people of Tysha at any point I kinda guessed she wasn't going to be brought up in the final confrontation. In all fairness though, there was enough material and baggage set up between Tywin and Tyrion over the last few seasons to justify Tyrion turning around and heading to his…

Fantastic episode. This review sorta irked me though.

Metal Gear Solid has been mixing the deadly serious with the downright silly since its inception. When I was a kid I thought the whole thing was just unequivocally cool, but as I got older the silliness became one of its major selling points. Nothing else quite feels like Metal Gear, a trait that's surprisingly rare.

Wanna bet they'll Smurf this up? By which I mean Sonic and his woodland pals will begin in their own world but will be magically transported into ours, where they'll team up with someone who's life is in need of fixing (coin flip for a lonely child or a can't-seem-to-get-together adult male) and hi-jinx will ensue.…

Do you know the way little kids watch things over and over again? Like, they'll burn through some Ice Age nonsense and just want to dive right back in again? Well, I did that with this game when I was a kid. Over and over, I was obsessed with every single particle of it. I can still quote the opening cutscene to this…

Oh God, keep this moron away from Sandman. I absolutely despise when people talk down to their fanbase like this. Especially since Goyer should count his lucky stars that he's become wealthy doing what he's doing, since he's a near-talentless hack whose biggest successes as a writer have been garnered from his…