Close, The Riverlands aren't one of the Seven Kingdoms, but the Iron Islands are.

Thank you.

…I found those first three paragraphs startlingly applicable to shit I have going on in my life right now. I'm sort of shell-shocked that a review of a Cartoon Network show written on the AV Club may have just gotten through to me, while a couple years worth of advice from friends has failed. I feel like a bit of a…

But Salladhor Sahn had a scene is Season 3. Gaaaawwwwd.

Not one mention of everything Jim Rash brings to the mix? For shaaaaame.

I did not consider that Myrrish swamp when I suggested the character should be replaced by a cat. But I've made my bed now.

Dave and Dan need to find a way to twist the story to get Ser Pounce in a later season, like how they replaced Ser Ilyn's book material with Bronn this season. It would at least save them the price of one extra casting. Maybe Ser Pounce can take on the narrative role of…hm…one of the Kettleblacks? Or Taena…

Can we now try to not make this comment section as unbearable as last week's?

Even leaving aside its inherent retro nerdiness, there's just something so earnest and wholesome about this show that makes it an absolute delight to watch.

My most distinct moment of feeling like I was living in the future was the time I couldn't remember what the hell this movie was called and typed "movie with gun made of food" into google and the imbd page came up. I then watched it.

What is this feeling…? Could it be… actual investment?

SPOILERS FOR AN ONLINE WINDS OF WINTER CHAPTER

This episode portrays that awful, awful feeling you had when you were a kid whenever you could tell your mother was truly disappointed in you so well that it kinda ties my stomach in knots watching it, even despite the fact that it's one of those Simpsons episodes that has a big laugh every thirty seconds.

One year my parents tricked me by putting an N64 game into a shoe box. I thought I was getting lame-ass shoes and was super disappointed. Until boom, surprise Banjo-Kazooie! It was awesome.

For the love of God, someone record this on a phone.

Here in Europe we got Winter Soldier a week before the new Agents of SHIELD. So I was watching the episode thinking "Sitwell! You fiend!".

Why was he so angry?

Oh. That was the joke. If anyone thought I was being all pompous, I apologize. Well, an internet apology.

I have every single detail of that Frozen trailer ingrained in my memory forever. I work in the movie industry (a cinema box office), and that trailer was on constant loop on a TV while I sat there for sometimes ten hour shifts. I don't really have a point here except that I didn't rewatch it on this page, but being…

I have no comment on this video because my geographical location prevents me from watching it. But since when did these videos replace a screen of text saying "This content is unavailable in your location" with a terrifying robot lady voice? Earphones in, she scared the shit out of me.