I'm not sure why that's confusing. It sounds pretty fucking awesome to me. I like the idea of things falling apart - or seeming to fall apart - in a highly constructed way. That must be incredibly difficult to pull off and it sounds like the filmmakers succeeded.

I'm not sure why that's confusing. It sounds pretty fucking awesome to me. I like the idea of things falling apart - or seeming to fall apart - in a highly constructed way. That must be incredibly difficult to pull off and it sounds like the filmmakers succeeded.

I'm not going to lie, I had serious concerns about it being Disney and not Pixar, but I'm pleased to learn that I had no idea what I was talking about.

I'm not going to lie, I had serious concerns about it being Disney and not Pixar, but I'm pleased to learn that I had no idea what I was talking about.

My sister and I have been excited to see this since the first preview, too. But, uh, we're in our thirties.

My sister and I have been excited to see this since the first preview, too. But, uh, we're in our thirties.

I really liked it, too… but I'm biased because people kept saying I look just like Merida and that tickled me.

I really liked it, too… but I'm biased because people kept saying I look just like Merida and that tickled me.

In everything, @avclub-7656b560c7e180f8e0d84ca82ac0d8b7:disqus ? I think you're forgetting a little film called The Last Unicorn.

In everything, @avclub-7656b560c7e180f8e0d84ca82ac0d8b7:disqus ? I think you're forgetting a little film called The Last Unicorn.

My mom thinks he's cool!

My mom thinks he's cool!

That one got me, too. I never came up with a "glass of water plan." I think my two-step plan was:

That one got me, too. I never came up with a "glass of water plan." I think my two-step plan was:

I work in an independent new/used bookstore. We have a shit-ton of the classics in stock. The new stuff sells, but from what I can tell the classic stuff does as well.

I work in an independent new/used bookstore. We have a shit-ton of the classics in stock. The new stuff sells, but from what I can tell the classic stuff does as well.

I was living near Half Moon Bay while they were filming this movie. I started to have my doubts when I heard Gerard Butler was in it. But my friend's mom was his chiropractor! So that happened.

I was living near Half Moon Bay while they were filming this movie. I started to have my doubts when I heard Gerard Butler was in it. But my friend's mom was his chiropractor! So that happened.

I didn't but you're making me wish that I had.

I didn't but you're making me wish that I had.