I like it, too!

I like it, too!

Yeah, that mask scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, too.

Yeah, that mask scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, too.

I have absolutely no evidence to make an argument against your statement, but I love that scene and the song. It may be nostalgia.

I have absolutely no evidence to make an argument against your statement, but I love that scene and the song. It may be nostalgia.

More complex than the peacock? Have you seen those fuckers dance?

More complex than the peacock? Have you seen those fuckers dance?

I'm 32 and didn't know it existed.

I'm 32 and didn't know it existed.

I kind of can't believe I've been lurking on A.V. Club for over three years.

I kind of can't believe I've been lurking on A.V. Club for over three years.

Harry Anderson is a national treasure!

Harry Anderson is a national treasure!

I thought the same thing.

I thought the same thing.

It's not a given that Gotham will need a new Batman immediately. Why couldn't Blake train during another eight years of peace?

It's not a given that Gotham will need a new Batman immediately. Why couldn't Blake train during another eight years of peace?

I haven't read any of Rice's vampire books in probably 12 years so I'm not sure how my fully-developed frontal lobe would respond to them…but I did read the first book in her erotic Sleeping Beauty series recently and believe me, Meyer makes Rice looks like a literary genius.

Come on, @avclub-70f6dcc28ef8fc282b0c969e75d9bdfc:disqus, are there really people out there who think Twilight can be compared to King books or the Harry Potter series? Unrealistic characters or written with kids in mind isn't the same as boring, stupid, and poorly written.