Regardless of whatever else we want to think about Dan's advice, we can all agree that he's been very consistent all along, can't we? "Sex is fun. Good sex is lots of fun. And lots of good sex? Weeeeeee!!!!"

Are these the Cliffs Notes?

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus   Well you know, the best advice is the advice that works best for you.  Sounds like you got some of that, and put it to good use.  Your decision makes perfect sense to me.             
I tell ya, I think this Savage Dik feature is a really good one, not just because…

@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus 
Anus tart?  ewwwww….

Hey @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus , I know it's chickenshit of me to weigh in a day late, after everyone else has had their shot.  I Savage Dik'd here a while back with a sort-of similar thing—namely, that I met a woman who was fantastic to me on every level (though we did not have sex, I have no…

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus  Yeah, I know it's getaway day and those are usually day games, but this is the first time I ever remember there being a morning game.  I think your "It's the 4th, let's have fourteen solid hours of baseball today" theory hits a homer.

In regard to 1a, I know of "others" who have inserted a well-lubricated fingertip while going down on their ladies, and this sent their orgasms to whole new levels….

That was huge in Cosmo and other women's magazines a few years ago ("The naughty trick your man will love!" or some shit), and there may still be copies of those mags hanging around in doctor's offices and so forth.  Ummm, I can see where—done properly—it might be fun on a limited basis, but in my limited experience,…

Yeah I know; in fact, right now (11:22 am CDT), Neil Diamond is debuting "Freedom Song"—his new patriotic song—live at Nationals Park before the start of the 4th inning. 
The game started at 10 am here.  What's up with that, @Dikachu:disqus ?  Is the post-game traffic in DC that bad people can't get home in time for…

I have to work tomorrow and Saturday, same as the days after Thanksgiving.  Otherwise, how would any of you get the stuff you ordered from Etsy, Amazon, EBay, Zulilly, woot! and the Canadian pharmaceutical industry?

Broadcaster Bob Uecker apparently agrees with you, mentioning during the 8th inning of the Brewers-Nationals game last night, "You can't have the fourth without a fifth."  Then he chuckled.

Phase three…profit!

This one hits home a bit, Hat.

Strange; I've gotten quite good at one-handed typing….

I finished—and published to YouTube—my first movie.

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Awww…that made my day!

@avclub-5b7e0a1ad5d9ac9ef3063b05f55b6d31:disqus   Thanks!  I didn't know that.  (I certainly don't remember doing that, either….)

Question.
If we start pleasuring ourselves—on purpose—at fifteen weeks, and presumably continue up through birth, why do we then suddenly forget all about it for the next 13 years until we see one of our dad's Playboys?

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus  and @avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus 
I have read and enjoyed a great number of posts from both of you.  There's plenty of depth in you both that should fascinate the shit out of some guys.  What I seem to get from others on this site is that if you stay…

@avclub-6a2ec3076bb494e5c64eb1a422d9fe3d:disqus  Can I "like" this one more than once?