Ahhhhh, I see.  Even though it isn't wrong, we've bid/bidden farewell to "bade".  I feel like one of those last people to use "thee" "thou" and "thine".  
See, kids? Our language evolves.

Wait.  Something about that headline doesn't seem right.  Are they mixing tenses?  Where is @PedanticEditorType:disqus?

@avclub-a215578c8e0b9df3f3f1202ac8c37d14:disqus There may not be very many original ideas in smut, but the classics never go out of style.  Take that letter out of the trash this instant and try again!
Also—your earlier post liked for "Sale of Two Titties."  Knowing a little about British slang, I thought, "Olsen's…

Aaaand that's a wrap!  Thanks for an amusing and informative day, everyone.

@avclub-f3165be83d2dd835403b494eb7185ce2:disqus 
You can probably get a pretty incredible buzz from that.

I googled the book title to see if I was remembering it correctly, and sure enough, there it was, for sale on Amazon……

There's a "half-plus-7 rule?"

Alison Krauss & Union Station - "Broadway (Live)"
Bruce Springsteen - "Badlands"
David Byrne - "Lie to Me"
Mark Knopfler - "Devil Baby"
Heart - "Dreamboat Annie"

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus 
God, this is hot….

@Dikachu:disqus  Oh no; on that front, I am multi-talented.  But how did you know about the running mascara thing?

Excellent point—it's about the relationship, not the performance.  Thanks, @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus I know.  I remember the first time I noticed Victoria's Secret models with their legs slightly apart and thinking, wow, this is racy!  But American Apparel?   There's one in there….oh hell, here's the link: http://www.thebettermousetr…

@Dikachu:disqus I like it.  This guy is a real nice guy too, and most certainly won't be a dick about it.  I think he'll have a lot of trouble asserting himself, but your suggestion that he turn the blame and guilt on himself is something I can see him doing.  And, hell, that will at least open up the conversation,…

"…anything else done specifically and obviously for the sole purpose of male attention."
We ARE pretty easy, aren't we….

Great story!  Bravo….

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus The DSGs I'd see doing this never seemed to actually want to hook up with any of the neanderthals egging them on; they just wanted the hooting and hollering and drunken attention.  Do you think they really think they're being sexy?  Or, is it more like, hey—watch this;…

"Dear Savage Dik,

And what about Victoria's Secret or any one of the many other home-delivered catalogs?  Or the American Apparel ads ("Now Open") ?

@avclub-a215578c8e0b9df3f3f1202ac8c37d14:disqus  It's also more than a little traumatizing for a 13-year-old to be hauled down to the vice principal's office and explain why he was caught reading "Confessions of a Rake" during the "open reading" portion of 8th-grade English class; then explain to his friend why he…

It reminds me of something….