The line that cannot be crossed…
You're probably right, Leonard, but if you're using The Office as your closest example then you clearly haven't been exposed to the 'Paedogeddon!' episode of Brass Eye (yes our vowels are occasionally unnecessary). That cuts pretty close to the bone and caused more outrage in the UK…

Tentative?
"If the fall TV schedule turns out to be crowded with shows worth watching, I may have to alter my plans."