I've read some of Scott Adam's books. He is actually kind of subversive and more than a little twisted. Also since I was about thirteen I've had fantasies of rubbing his bald head all over my . . . you know what? Never mind.

I have Colbert/America also. (Shocking!) And the beavis and butthead one. (actually shocking!) It's pretty dumb.

Speaking as a woman . . .
Yeah, it's Katherine Heigl's "image" that kept me from seeing her crappy cookie cutter romantic comedy this weekend.

I like this solution. Also when the pets go over the edge they will just kill the baby-talk pet owners and then the world will be utopia forever!

So is that actually true? A movie marketed to kids shows a father physically assaulting his child as comedy?

Thanks for saying what we were all thinking Yep, Anonymous!

So Clueless Neophyte, you read it every day, acknowledge it's terrible and then move on? How is that weird?

Circle Jerk
Ugh . . . talk about a list made by and for hipsters. The Smiths suck but so does every other "band" listed on here.

*faints*
I can't believe how quickly this went through! As of right now I can watch every show listed above on instant watch.

Tears Of A Nerd
When is Sam Rockwell going to be in a movie that doesn't suck? What have I seen him in: matchstick men, hitchhiker's guide, moon. Ok maybe those don't suck but they were all mediocre at best.

Cause she has a horse face! ahahaha clever!

Violet Crumbles: You have excellent movie comparison skills. Kudos.

I strongly believe that the song choice in that trailer is the only thing that is making people think this will be good. I think even when people see it they will say: "Actually the plot was kind of stupi- of man those kids, those beautiful angel-voiced kids. A+!"

Harry Potter will save us!*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
There is a strong possibility I will watch every episode of every show mentioned up there. No, not a possibility, a definite. I have a lot of free time.

I will be doing this as well. Literally, every episode. My knowledge of SNL is about to get all encyclopedic up in here.

@ The Danger Stranger

I liked it too. I think while it was relevant to the story, don't many of us wish we could occaisionally just say "fuck it" and go live in the woods for a while? With a magical tent-house of course . . .because who really wants to shit in a hole in the woods?

The books are infinitely better. However . . I had the luxury of growing up with them, watching them mature as I did. So yeah if you read them now the first three are going to seem kind of childish. But still good!

I liked Dobby in the book. I agree with banmar. Etc etc.