Yeah, I'm not alone after all!

God, I hate Sploid.

I just don't see how moving to a platform that allows pictures could possibly make your future job any better, let alone our user experience.

He is demonstrably not.

YAWN

Wellp, now you do so please leave.

Aw, this actually makes me sad. No little kid should have to worry about that!

My Mom used to do the same thing with Rush Limbaugh but luckily "Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot" had a funny enough title that I read it at like 13 yrs old, so nothing shitty seeped into my brain accidentally.

That last line made me tear up, damn you.

She is so unbelievably gorgeous.

Pulled Bjork Sandwiches is one of the purest jokes ever created.

My Mom is a retired university professor and I laughed internally when several years ago she showed me the nice new Apple computer admin had given her to use and it had a bootleg Windows OS on it.

You sure are making a lot of blanket statements here that assume a lot of things, such as income level (perhaps you remember how don't EXPENSIVE VCRs were for many years).

Do you . . . are you even serious with this? I mean . . . good god.
Where do the zombies and dragons come from? You really don't see the ridiculousness in what you have typed here?

"How much lower do southern white people really need to be beaten though?"

"The entire American South is literally Hitler worshipping Nazi wasteland of hate and evil."

Yes: the dumbness of it. Duh?

I won tickets for the Denver show! The seats were fantastic, the crowd was super fun and excited and the show was great. So glad I got to experience this!

I really enjoyed it too, though I hope that some of the weaker parts with the female character's characterizations later in the book are improved in the screenplay.

One of my Dad's old hippie-dippy friends who talks a lot about wolves and Native American spiritualism is living in the woods and recently succeeded in getting some other people to join him. THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!