Yeaaaah a Jinx. One of you owes the other a coke with pubes in it!

Oh HipsterDBag . . . I hate so much about who you choose to be.

Wolves Be Fist Bumpin'
I hate this style of animation. And writing. Yet I love it when animals have the same voices as generic white people!

Consarn it
No amount of hilarious babies pooping in hats will get me to see this piece of ovary-baiting dreck.

hi.
Well this certainly looks . . . unpleasant.

Ok bear with me hear. I watched SNL religiously during the mid 90's. And on our NBC affiliate they would play old reruns with the original cast after the new ones. And those always made me feel all smart and subversive for watching them in the dark with the sound turned down real low. (Like it was going to get me in…

I remember this on Showtime. . . The Red Shoe Diaries with a David Duchnovny before I knew him in the X-Files. (That was quite the shocker making that connection later as a teenager).

I fought with Netflix about Caligula (there instant watch version was censored heavily), but when I finally just got it delivered to my home I found out that it was . . .

And the only way you know how that dollar store candy tastes like is because you've eaten one . . . .

Makes Me Laugh . . .
but I wish all these weren't so biased as to only discussing the rap/hip hop/r&b releases and glossing over the rest. I get that that's Rabin's "thing" but still . . .it's not really what this column is supposed to be about, right? It's supposed to be more of a big picture thing?

I am very . . .very ashamed that I now understand all of that as of today.

I don't believe any of you!

@teadoust

Yes.
Peter Dinklage does this to me and not because he's a little dude but because every time he appears on screen things always get awesome.

Wow Bob Johnson, why do you hate old women so much?

@ Dunk: Maybe that depends on what you are watching . . .the top chef I watched yesterday was riddled with ads . . .worse than actual tv actually because it was the same ones over and over. It actually had an ad, wnet back to the show for two minutes, then had another ad.

Well I finally cracked and wikipedia'd the human . . ah i cant even type it.

Stardust was awful. Ten minutes of prancing gay pirate Deniro and I have never been able to watch him on screen again. Why was that awful offensive stereotype in a children's movie?????????

How Dare You Good Sir
Marge Simpson has the soul of a artist! Katherine Heigl has the soul of a thing that hasn't got a very good soul. Do not besmirch the good name of Simpson!

As a hardcore X-Files fan who went into the second movie with low expectations I must admit . . . .I couldn't finish the damn thing. It wasn't so much bad as just unnecessary and deeply dull. Drag Me TO Hell is on my Netflix queue.