Not a great SNL tonight. Finally going to see Arrival tomorrow.

Exactly. He'll never be remembered as a great artist, because he lacks a distinct voice, but he will be remembered as a good artist, because his singles kick ass.

I think all but Zoolander 2 did make a bit, actually. Also Anchorman 2 is better than most people think it was.

Ok, yeah, Geoff comest pretty close actually.

Yeah, there's no need for those ugly ass friends, amirite?

"Finesse" is probably my favorite so far too. I think the beginning samples "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe, which is a favorite guilty pleasure song of mine, so it makes sense I like it.

Gotta put these in the microwave to let 'em thaw."

Of all the YouTubers whose appeal I'll never understand, Shane Dawson sure is one of them.

I just can't believe Deathly Hallows Parts 1 & 2 aren't in opposite positions.

Oh fuck that.

He's too busy on the pavement, thinking 'bout the government.

Regan's a real ice queen. The queen of ice cream! And Katie such a ditz dunce. Wait, Regan's Dunst. Oh, that's funny.

I think he just means that her particular brand of red hot fury is too raw and cathartic to get four nights a week. It needs a week to fully build up.

I was actually wondering the other day if any late night sidekick has come close to being as good as Andy Richter (Higgins/The Roots are the only good parts of Fallon, but still don't come close).

Really? I usually give celebrities I like a pass for one thing they think I find shitty, but it's harder to swallow with a comedian like Bee.

It gets points* for being the late night show with the most consistent Paul F. Tompkins appearances, but that's about it.

Yeah, he's…not great. Still better than Paul.

This season's been especially bad. They expect us to believe people would vote for a reality T.V. host who made fun of a disabled reporter and had a leaked tape of him bragging about committing sexual assault?

I actually cheered in my apartment when he followed up his fake scared response to Omarosa's threats with "…is what a pussy would say." Then Batiste hugged him. So good.

Myers just needs to improve his interview skills (his interviews are usually only entertaining when he knows the guest) and improve his non-political sketches (or just focus on doing more political sketches and abandoning the other types).