DENTAL PLAN!

"Sure, Bank of America took my house; sure, GE tried to kill me; but Comcast and Time Warner Cable are the fucking WORST. " -John Oliver

Speaking of great animated TV shows, I'll now pose the same question I do with 60% of my comments: " WHY ARE THERE NO TVCC REVIEWS OF FUTURAMA! YOUR WEBSITE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!"

I would volunteer if I was on the AVC staff, but only if I got a big raise out of the deal.

Gram… Pop in the attic? Fuck, I've got nothing.

"My husband says I haven't smiled in weeks."

I'd still say this is at least a B. In conclusion: Your review is bad and you should feel bad.

As far as I remember last episode I liked was the murder mystery one. Unless the North Pole one was after that.

Yeah and then NONE of your comments get accepted? I'm so witty and NO ONE KNOWS! (Cries)

Reviews I've read do say it gets better

Stewie also bounds, gags and tortures Springfieldians and prank calls Moe saying his sister is being raped. So…. crack?

Depends how strong it is. Or what he's using to smoke.

If you think this crossover will be bad…
then compare to The Simpson's opening couch gag tonight and it will look even worse.

Honestly the family at the kitchen table segment of that opening made me laugh harder than anything else I've seen so far this week.

Are you programmed to be thinking what I'm thinking? MAKEOVER!

The 3rd season's still pretty funny, the 4th season settled into mediocrity throughout with only a couple of bright spots (the premiere, "Arrested", "Yard Sale", "My Hero") and the 5th season settled into awfulness throughout, except for a couple of episodes that were up there with the best the show ever did ("Under…

Not really. Last season they made a pedophilia joke and then had Peter address the audience and say something like, "And we still don't an Emmy?! You'd love it if Modern Family did that joke!" Meaning Seth MacFarlane has a really wrong idea of why the Emmy's like Modern Family.

Please don't ever follow "underaged" with "big breasted"

Definitely better than Kaley Cuoco's new haircut.

I'm not sure how I feel about Luke basically not giving a shit that guys on the internet are masturbating to his sister without her knowing.