The most amazing thing about this episode it that the line that inspired it was, "how do we get Sofia in a maid's uniform?"

Just fucking hang him by his fucking dick off a fucking twelve story building out this motherfucker

I hate to be "this guy" (actually, I love to be, but it's customary to say I hate it, I'm told) but I always feel like Dennis just doesn't really like this show.

"And the Emmy goes to… Kevin Fucking Bacon, because fuck you!"

I'd snag her open slot if you know what I mean. I'll see myself out.

If VM could get 5 million, Community could get at least 8.

I haven't watched in a while, does it look like this show is ever going to be any good?

Mix that in with the 4th season of Heroes if you want it to come faster.

Matthew McConaughy (not gonna figure out how to spell it) has really let himself go.

5 A's this season & the only one I think actually warrants an A is "The Lighthouse" (I'd also give A's to "How Your Mother Met Me" & "Unpause", but that's just me)

Thought that was a wee bit too cheesy.

I agree with the guys 100%. Curly fries are way worse than regular fries with a few accidental curly ones.

The most upset I've been recently by a cancelation was Happy Endings

It's not even that America isn't giving it a chance, they just don't even know it exists. I watch a lot of TV and I've only seen Fox advertise it TWICE.

He left her that annoying voice mail at the end of the episode, maybe we were supposed to assume that that turned her off

he still looks too smug for me

Because Cletus & Joanne from Kentucky aren't ready for nerds yet

To lure him into thinking he's doing a convention, only to slowly murder him over the harrowing crys of "WHHYYYYYYYYYY!" and throws him on top of George Lucas's corpse.
Holy shit I just went to a dark place (another new slogan for the A.V. Club)

"What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture!" (The crowd goes wild, except Jesus, who later revealed finding the comments about his crucifixion to be "too soon")

And he's gonna find out be a carrot ain't easy!