POST YOUR FAVORITE QUOTES HERE:
-“Did you all hit your heads on each other heads?”
-“You have Gods?”
-“NATHAN FILLION!”
-“WHO’S THERE, BITCH?! FLOOR! FLOOOOOOOOOOOR!”
-“50,000 LOTTERY TICKETS!”
-“I HAD A DREAM LIKE THIS, BUT IT WAS SEXUAL!”
-“Jib jabbing?”
-“I’m better at sex than Jeff, right?”
-“You never go to a star. Not…

But they could have just sued for sexual harassment. I'm sure they could have made some money that way.

How much did they pay you for that one?

The biggest laugh I got all night was the line reading of:

I really hope Woodhouse spends the whole season in that pool.

So I'm catching up on this show, and I have to ask a question from the past: Did anyone like that stupid fucking blow job grocery store story? Because that was the dumbest thing this show's done so far and reeeeeally unrealistic (Why did the show keep acting like he has the upper hand? She has that shit on tape, turn…

Not me, I think that song is awful. But even if I didn't, it would be hard to censor a thousand "MOTHERFUCKER NEVER LOVED US!"'s for TV.

Yeah Alyson Hannigan was definitely the worst of the bunch.

Her impressions are continually just OK. Like, when she does Emma Stone, Alyson Hannigan, Zooey Deschanel & Nancy Grace, she always sounds like she's doing an impression of someone's impression, never of the actual person.

Yeah she sounds good on the actual song itself

"I'm suing steroids for being inside of me"

I don't dislike Drake like I should, I hate "Started From the Bottom" and half his last album, but he can be really good.

I love how in both Morning Miami's, and I hope this becomes a recurring line, they have Topher Grace coming in at some point during the week to talk about something completely unrelated to him. It's the perfect amount of irrelevancy to be funny.

If the show ended in season 7, the show would have never had George's "Greatest American Hero" answer machine though. That alone warranted another season

I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce you to Britta.

Seinfeld stayed good for 9, though the last 2 weren't as good (still loved them) at the first 2 seasons only amount to 17 episodes

Good. As someone who makes "of cock" jokes, I love chewing & rain

Sundance

I wouldn't say B99 is the funniest show of the year. It's consistently good, but hasn't blown me away with any particularly hysterical episode yet, like last night's Community or this week's Archer premiere.

I agree. I mean, I would watch this but I've got a lot of shit to Fridays (including going out) for me to stay in and watch TV. I would totally watch an hour of B99 followed by this, though.