I never saw fast food workers as dedicated as the ones that worked at Popeye's in and around New Orleans. They would get in loud fights over seasonings and stuff like a reality show, sip frozen drinks right over the deep fryer…always seemed to be having so much fun.

I kept waiting for him to say something about rakes…

In a nineties kind of world, i'm glad we had those girls.

You cant really cut Mary Jane, unless you're dealing w/extremely gullible parties like junior high kids or something. In which case shame on you.

I was really let down that they didn't go that route in the porn parody. I mean, like literally.

Remember when they guy who played big pussy showed up in Spider Man 2? I would like to think he was in character, telling Octavius that Spidey was under the protection of the Jersey mob.

MONKEYS HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU MONKEY AROUND

Ugh. I used to cringe when I had to sit through that show.

I just got in from a box from Hannafords. There are no less than three Greek restaurants on my street, but it was on sale so…

Here it is mixed w/the Red Wedding from GOT.

It comes w/this awesome measured pitcher, which i'm actually drinking water out of right now.

Speaking of De Niro - his character was way more badass in Goodfellas then we ever suspected.

June 28…i'm bemused to find so many Cancers here in general.

He was probably just thinking of Robert Frost, that's all.

A full chart is available at www.alabe.com and I've never known it to be anything but uncannily precise.

Bosnian Rainbows in three weeks. Everyone on here loathes Mars Volta for some reason, but I can't wait to see their latest incarnation.

Burning Man ones are better on account of all the scandal, i've found.

I went out for a cigarette after the Brooklyn premiere party for the Venture Brothers a few weeks back and found myself face to face w/Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick - like just the three of us. I don't think i've been so socially inept since junior high.

HES IN A FLOYD HOLE!

Damnit, picked the wrong thread…