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Bender Bukowski
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Littlefinger knew, Tyrion knew he knew, Littlefinger knew Tyrion knew he knew…the whole point seemed to be to let him do his best Daniel Day Lewis impression.

"You guys still have respect me as a bowman, right?"

And when his kisses her and she pulls away he doesn't fight her, but just says that his….fire is weak.

That would be such a great idea. It was one of the most irritating things about 4 & 5 that he faded into the background without even death as an excuse.

That's about his only part that remains unscathed  Hell, it actually gets to more or less go on vacation for a couple of years.

Shouldn't that be Brienne and Theon's attempted rapes?

Yeah. When they get to marching south it's gotta be something downright pyrotechnic.

I almost suspected that occurred to Arya just then, as well as the fact that she was losing this one too.

Robbie Robbie Robbieeeee

John will be back to camp. He can't get to the wall till the watch survivors return from Craster's, and that's gonna be a minute.

FUTURE FUTURE BOOK SPOILERS

Those pictures of the two actors hanging out at the bar seemed terribly ironic months ago, but now I can almost Alfie Allen not having read the books at the time and being completely oblivious to what happens to his character, while Iwan Rheon just smirks and waits for it…

Er, I have no idea what your'e talking about. But if I did, I would have suspected that people involved w/the show are actually seeding the torrents themselves, and adding that little quirk to troll all of us…er, you dirty internet thieves.

Yeah, that was the point. After two years of waiting to see him get his comeuppance, it happens right after he actually does something chivalrous. The whole point of the joyful music was to say "Well, you got what you wanted. Happy now?"

Yeah, it certainly wasn't Tyrion's call. I think it said that he cried the whole time?

Well, did Littlefinger head out of town yet? If so then it looks like Roz is going to be the new madame. Maybe it was her call?

For real. If the family of that fictional character were to read this, they'd be heartbroken all over again.

I saw him two weeks ago and he made the exact same joke about an awful venue in a mediocre town…I feel so betrayed! It's as if I just saw my favorite stripper blowing another dude.

Traditionally that would be the case, but the colloquial use of the word has begun to supersede it. For instance I've read/heard it used more than once to describe the victimized NFL player from that Kanye West song.