These two sorority girls on a european road trip never expected what they were in for when they met this nutty professor until they saw his wacky laboratory where he creates…The human centipede!

I like those odds!

Nope. Staying away from decades of muddled continuity is definitely the way to go.

Has anyone read the Walt Simpson Hulk story out now? Green giant w/a hammer!.

Yeah, that was…really poorly done. But seeing a pissed off Xander beat the crap out of Angel kind of made up for it.

You can play the ukulele too - it is painfully simple!

So on for four months off for a couple of years, back on for a few months…

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus : And who knows how long they were together before that? Anyway, that's two seasons out of four as it is.

There's cheating, and then there's getting cuckolded. Given that he found out his prospective future w/his on/off again of several years was terminated in the most humiliating manner possible, he took it rather well.

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus : It would seem like a simple matter, but the way they made such a fuss about it makes me assume that there's gonna be some sort of obstacle involved.

If Archer was too drunk to remember it, he's a donor right?

It's called a donkey punch, and it's easy to avoid conviction provided you don't drop the ball when you give you're initial statement.

I read the Shining in fourth grade, and "officious little prick" was my go-to schoolyard insult for months afterward.

Eh he's over that. Moved on to the frog boy in Game of Thrones, I believe.

You never told me this house was built on an ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!

Hugs and kisses were something noone was missin'….

Well, King himself doesn't seem to be involved so that's a plus right there.

SHH! D'you wanna get sued?

All prequels and no resolution makes for dull storytelling.

We'll have to wait for the DVD commentary, but I believe that was by design. Walt really put the fear of god into him and his role in what happened to Brock had to do a number on him as well.