Was most cynical/skeptical about this new version of show. I mean, as has been stated, the only successful reboot involving a lead role/character was Kirstie Alley in "Cheers" in 1987.

No Zombeatles…
Hah! Fuck you, Zemeckis— along with your useless technology— and while we're at it, fuck that perennially-smirking little shit Seth Green, too!

The Cascades vs. Little Richard
As a little kid in the late 1960's, I was fortunate enough to be exposed to some cool AM radio stuff in Los Angeles— especially "Boss Radio" KHJ. Yes, of course I had all the requisite kiddie records (Disney stuff, the Chipmunks, etc.), which I liked; but the first songs I really loved…