How do I get in on this "high five club?"

Out of curiosity, what did you think this would sound like? I immediately thought of kittens in a blender with a background beat of nails scratching a chalkboard with some sort of electric guitar feedback that makes your eyes boil. It was still worse than that.

Newark.

God, When Will The Jews Get A Break?
I'm serious, they get hammered on by EVERYONE and it's getting old. I for one say we start saying nice things about Jewish people every chance we get. Go on, go hug the nearest Jewish person you can find and tell them how much you love them and their people.

You mean Canadian elections aren't settled by a pancake eating contest and a race to see who strip the most beaver pelts? You've blown my mind.

Ah, hell I can't leave someone hanging.

No deal!

One of the first times? There's been multiple occasions where you've masturbated in a movie theater?

There's a joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it!

That's the clitoris you're thinking of.

You get that movie into production immediately, OrangCrush, or so help me God someone else will and then we'll be stuck with the sub par version.

Shit, I'm not even good at taking aim IN it, so this doesn't pertain to me.

America sure does love Hamm.

Wow I mangled that, sorry everybody.

Robert Denby, I love you but you're bringing me down.

Fidel, I think we all know the greatest thing Will.I.Am's greatest achievement was punching Perez Hilton in the fucking face.

Thymius was my pick to win it all after the first time they showed him, but, Jesus Christ, he's gone downhill fast. Now I believe the two guys with glasses are the hands down favorites right now.

Louis C.K will be running for president of Argentina, because why the fuck not? He's HUGE in Argentina.

I too do not understand the hatred for DeStefano, but I do see the point people make when they complain about him, so I'm neutral on this argument and probably shouldn't have commented.

Wait, wait, wait…
If he was president, wouldn't he be elected on Friday? Assassinated on Saturday? And go back to work on Monday? If he was president?