Chicken McNuggets = "C Nuggies".

Until he reached his late career 'Global Warming Isn't Happening' phase, that is.

I believe the correct spelling is "Jerbs".

Got to be the latter. He became a criminal defence attorney. Even if your own firm isn't trying to kill you, your clients are threatening to murder your kids if you don't get a not guilty verdict for them.

Phhhhbt. Fucking splitters.

Abraham Lincoln sold poison milk to school children.

It is far easier to make a shitty movie than it is to get a shitty TV show past a pilot ep.

I just like that she's got a book called "Witchcraft". Helpful!

The DJ at Chippendale's always nails it…

Well, there it is: the cleverest thing you'll ever say…and no-one heard it. Not even me.

— Plenty of exterior shots of an 'S' Mart.
— Main character is female, named "Ashley".

Yeah, Jesus…did Phil Collins mate with Yoko Ono?

The correct answer, as usual, is cum.

There is already a grotesquely obese woman on Community.

To be fair, Republicans (and I'm not one) had to listen to Democrats (and I am one) moaning orgasmically about Kennedy and Camelot for a long fucking time.

I like to think that Henry F. Potter (his full name is stenciled on his door) chose to go by 'Harry'.

Heck, it even bookends nicely with the scene not five minutes later, where Mr. Potter has a bust of Napoleon over his shoulder…

It's Uncle Billy explaining that everyone only needed to hear the words "George Bailey is in trouble" that gets me.

Jenny suffers because her father used to rape her and her sisters.

His machine killed fascists.