I nominate banning "jaw-dropping".  And if you use "jaw-droppingly" you also get flung into the ocean.

Well, I'm glad sincerity isn't required anymore because I was sort of lying about Voodoo.  In real life you spend most of your time at a Voodoo ritual looking at your watch and thinking about where to go for lunch.

Vatican II already opened Heaven to non-Catholics, I think so long as they are really sincere in their religious beliefs.  What this seems to mean is that the Church's official position is that a sincere heretic is in better standing with God than a Catholic who ignores the Catechism and isn't regularly going to…

I've got the chit-chat on so many workout DVDs unintentionally memorized.  Its pretty annoying.  I was doing a Jari Love one yesterday I hadn't used in nearly a year and it was refreshing because it seemed I'd forgotten the banter, when all of a sudden I hear myself think "good on ya!" and a second later, there it is!

I don't want to think of the cover of that mystery!  I guess he wasn't thinking too clearly because he was sick, but wouldn't it be better to just barf in the hall than to barf in the girl's washroom?  You are right though, TOO MUCH BARF TALK.

Please tell me nobody got barf splashed on them!  That is so disgusting!  And no way to come out of a daydream.  Isn't reality annoying sometimes?  That's why people daydream, because NOBODY ever runs into your room and BARFS in a daydream!  Just in reality. Was the boy all right? Was he so sick he didn't realize he…

I don't think I've had Capri Sun or Gatorade.  I avoided sugar free Koolaid for a long time because its sweetened with Aspartame, and instead made my own using regular Koolaid packets and Splenda.  I'll have to go back to that, I guess.  But the official stuff is so much better, it tastes like regular Koolaid!

I don't think you are like Eeyore, Felt Pelt!  Except when you moan about gas container prices.

Your welcome! And thank you for the apeless ape movie warning.  That would have cheesed me off, too.

I recently got ripped off by Blood from the Mummy's Tomb.  NO MUMMY.  I still liked it except for those moments when I reminded myself NO MUMMY and then I got annoyed again.  In fairness, the movie was about exactly what the title promised.  But still.

Don't forget Return of the Fly!  And I assume also the second sequel, Curse of the Fly, although I haven't watched it yet.  SO NO SPOILERS PLEASE insofar as its possible to spoil a sequel called Curse of the Fly.

Yeah, they could have just called the movie CIRCUS!  There's no clowns on the cover, I think its an acrobat type circus. I'm kind of curious about it now.  Okay, I do really like old monster movies and old horror movies, but I wish I had more like Antoine Doinel.  The reason I've accumulated so many old monster movies…

You have to rescue your poor bike!  Where is it?  Does your cousin's house have a garage?

I hope it isn't too long before your next long holiday because you need to get AS FAR AWAY from school as possible.  Either that or start a rebellion and take over.

How was Mrs Grin mean to you?  Was it because of the lost key? Why is the room locked anyway, are they worried someone will break in and bake a pie? Mrs Grin being mean has now ruined the week for you, at least its finally the weekend.

I just finished the Antoine Doinel series tonight and I'd love to insert myself into that world!

You are in such a good mood during test week!  I'm glad the test part is all over now, but you really should get the rest of the week off.

In The Towering Inferno, Fred Astaire also has a girlfriend who is at least twenty years younger than him.  Is he irresistible somehow because I don't see it. I don't know if I've seen Funny Face right through. I'm glad you are able to do your beatnik dance right in the middle of test week!  You must be in a good…

BOOOO tests.  I hope you get through them okay.  Yes, think of your studio in Montmartre! Try to not be distracted by what is going on in that other class.  Unless its something really important, like Spike and the Contessa are about to elope or something!

Oh, its totally okay to be mad about that!  Yeah, those anti-government people are so full of crap. Imagine worrying so much about the government taking away machine guns but not caring at all about the government forcing people to be incubators!  Its scary, the US Supreme Court is just ONE JUDGE away from freedom of…